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Photobomber, am I doing it right? (imgur.com)

submitted 4 days ago by lapinfutile to pics

It bothers me that I noticed anything wrong with this picture [semi-NSFW]

lapinfutile 0 points1 point 6 days ago[-]

No wonder she never won a pong game. She really sucks at it. Among other things she sucks at.

If you could create a secular calendar for all the world, what would you choose as the event/date to mark year zero?

lapinfutile 0 points1 point 9 days ago[-]

I would do it as universe do it: randomly.

What is your best way to overcome procrastination?

lapinfutile 5 points6 points 9 days ago[-]

I'll tell you tomorrow.

So I am pretty sure that the FBI or something is outside my house in a party van. What do I do?

lapinfutile 2 points3 points 12 days ago[-]

In Germany you don't try to evade. Ever. You comply.

Does this remind you of someone?

lapinfutile 30 points31 points 12 days ago[-]

Why did she bring basket balls to play tennis?

An Englishman, an American and an Australian are discussing their sex lives...

lapinfutile 0 points1 point 12 days ago[-]

And being upside down the missionary position is with the girl on the top. (don't even think of going doggy-style)

What are some absurd things your parents told you when you were young? Funny things that you don't even know why they'd make up.

lapinfutile 8 points9 points 15 days ago[-]

Who do you think you're kidding? You just upvoted him because he is the shogun.

Where is your childhood bestfriend(s) now?

lapinfutile -3 points-2 points 18 days ago[-]

Define Childhood? Define Friend?

Once you see it, you can never unsee it - 9/11

lapinfutile 0 points1 point 18 days ago[-]

You're right. I'll never be able to unsee it.

Do you piss in the shower?

lapinfutile 0 points1 point 19 days ago[-]

I second that.

Do you piss in the shower?

lapinfutile 1 point2 points 19 days ago[-]

So either the toilet was way too high or the sink was way to low but there sure was a problem.

Do you piss in the shower?

lapinfutile 64 points65 points 19 days ago[-]

But they don't, because they're all princesses with good manners.

One of the most messed-up funny music videos I've ever seen -- Windowlicker, by Aphex Twin

lapinfutile 0 points1 point 24 days ago[-]

This is a massive "What the fuckt"! Don not watch when stoned or drunk! I repeat: do not watch when stoned or drunk. Consequences could be fatal.

That's a catchy title: "Beaver born in the wild in UK for first time in 400 years"

lapinfutile [S] 1 point2 points 24 days ago[-]

No you don't. Or do you?

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That's a catchy title: "Beaver born in the wild in UK for first time in 400 years" (guardian.co.uk)

submitted 24 days ago by lapinfutile to reddit.com

Sling shot orgasm.

lapinfutile -1 points0 points 26 days ago[-]

dildo

FTFY

Sling shot orgasm.

lapinfutile 0 points1 point 26 days ago[-]

That's what they say.

Hey Reddit, Which is Your Favorite Episode of Top Gear?

lapinfutile 4 points5 points 29 days ago[-]

Oh my god! I can hardly breathe. This is incredible. First crash is good, second crash is excellent but at the third I couldn't stop laughing. And now I have to explain my girlfriend why I was laughing so hard I just woke her up in the middle of the night...

Today is the day that I was going to propose to my future wife.

lapinfutile -1 points0 points 1 month ago[-]

asking what is (hopefully) a once-in-a-lifetime question is so lame.

With nearly 50 % of marriage ending with a divorce there's little hope there...

Who else literally cringes when they see someone being awkward in front of an audience?

lapinfutile 0 points1 point 2 months ago[-]

Oh good lord! I'm not alone in the universe.

Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis, then and now

lapinfutile 11 points12 points 3 months ago[-]

Holy Shit! And do you think I get older too?

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Anti-atheist captcha (imgur.com)

submitted 5 months ago by lapinfutile to atheism

Not only can you be an admin, but you can upvote something an infinite number of times. Seriously

lapinfutile 0 points1 point 5 months ago[-]

No! Infinity must be exclusive. Like paradise you see.

What's your most "WTF" one night stand story?

lapinfutile 6 points7 points 5 months ago[-]

Peaches? Is that you?

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