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I am in love with this married woman. How do I tell her I love her?

foonly 1 point2 points 2 months ago[-]

Keep putting quarters into the slot until she relents!

Jessica Rabbit

foonly 1 point2 points 3 months ago[-]

My hunch is yes.

The "life isn't fair" rule always trumps the law of "too good to be true".

Jessica Rabbit

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

Hot damn.

I can now delete all my Julius Zimmerman pics...

What is the most perfect day you have ever had?

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

If the "luck" you're pursuing is having sexy fun time with other partakers, then sure. But it won't help you at all in a Quidditch match!

I am desperately trying to lose weight because I am sick of being fat and scared about the health risks associated with fatness. How do I lost weight?

foonly 1 point2 points 3 months ago[-]

Move to the moon!

Request: Someone who successfully outran the cops in a large police chase.

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

Nope; Cageless Nick.

Request: Someone who successfully outran the cops in a large police chase.

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

Or Asian.

I need a hobby. What are your hobbies, reddit?

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

Hooray!

What is the most perfect day you have ever had?

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

You misspelled "amphetamine".

What is the most perfect day you have ever had?

foonly 1 point2 points 3 months ago[-]

You missed the best day of your life!

What's the most horrible thing you did as a child?

foonly 1 point2 points 3 months ago[-]

And yet she never thought to blame the kid who insisted on keeping his hand firmly pressed against the side of his head...

What's the most horrible thing you did as a child?

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

"Yes, yes he does, son."

I'm dating a porn actress

foonly 1 point2 points 3 months ago[-]

Industry standard is?

http://academic.evergreen.edu/projects/biophysics/technotes/fabric/pipe.htm

I'm dating a porn actress

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

HEY, PAISANOS!

I'm dating a porn actress

foonly 1 point2 points 3 months ago[-]

What if she gets Darth Mauled by a double-ended...

Bruce Campbell on reprising "Evil Dead's" Ash: "I'll do another sequel if Sam (Raimi) is involved."

foonly 1 point2 points 3 months ago[-]

Don't you mean, The Bruce Campbell and Friends Show?

OK to go Tyson on a female pickpocket?

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

I snuck a peak at the TV when Macgyver was on, and built myself an airplane out of dish soap, 2 cups, 1 spoon, 132 tooth picks, an apron, and some left over meatloaf....

A MAN would have done it THE SMART WAY! By throwing ROCKS at the ALLIGATORS, then FINISHING them off WITH HIS FISTS!

OK to go Tyson on a female pickpocket?

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

Looks like someone made your chain abit too long.

—Jabba the Hutt, last words (gurgled)

[IDM] Splatinum - Captain Hook {You won't regret this click!}

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

{You won't regret this click!}

I clicked and now my finger hurts!

I'm nearing my 30s, have never had intercourse, I have no money/assets/physique, I'm unemployed, and I have no marketable skills. I want to turn everything around in < 72 hours. What are your best life hacks??

foonly 11 points12 points 3 months ago[-]

Have you tried being brilliant, rich, funny, well-endowed, and gorgeous?

It worked for me!

Remember 'Epic Boobs Girl'? She just lost a privacy case against a magazine for publishing her photo

foonly 9 points10 points 3 months ago[-]

She has a face?

28-1595A VIOLATION AND 28-729.1 VIOLATION

foonly 3 points4 points 3 months ago[-]

You have my sword...

YSK there is a disease that causes people to be sensitive to sunlight, drinking blood helps it, and garlic makes it worse

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

Vampires are also notorious wiki vandals...

Felicia Day answers your questions (Ask Me Anything video interview)

foonly 2 points3 points 3 months ago[-]

An upside-down tortoise in a desert!

So I was on my way to buy a new LED TV today.....

foonly 0 points1 point 3 months ago[-]

Yes sir, Mister Mantis!

In fact, I'm already on my way to Cuba right now!

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