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Dasw00treturns on For the past couple of years, my ex wife has flown in to town and taken our two daughters elaborate, expensive birthday outings... shopping trips to New York, etc... For the past couple of years, she's called to say that she can't make it out for my son's birthday at all.

2010-09-09T13:56:41.983542-07:00-0700

PM me your address and I'll send you a box of assorted local sweets and candy from Puerto Rico. Its a mix between natural snacks and dried fruits, You guys in the state have nothing like this, It makes for easy snacks without the massive sugar rush that a ding dong or twinky gives off. edit: If you are going forward in taking him on a camping trip this weekend, then I'll send it second day so you'll have some trail snacks to chew if you decide to go hiking or camping.

Does a hard drive get heavy when its full?

Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:10:07 +0000

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The definition of a party crasher.

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:58:47 -0700

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Dasw00treturns on The decision by Genghis Khan to rescue his kidnapped first wife Börte Üjin may have been one of the key decisions that started him on his path to conquer the world

2010-09-08T10:45:12.379598-07:00-0700

what ever happened to the kidnappers?

hey reddit, did u hear about this new movie being made?

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 19:00:17 -0700

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Dasw00treturns on Keanu isn't always so sad (NSFW)

2010-09-06T10:11:22.909377-07:00-0700

!!!!!!

Dasw00treturns on Keanu isn't always so sad (NSFW)

2010-09-06T10:09:33.518261-07:00-0700

what was she doing at manson's home?

Today I learned about the Vasalva technique

Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:16:00 -0700

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Dasw00treturns on IAMA retired drug smuggler.

2010-09-01T12:44:21.155978-07:00-0700

you guys get hassled a lot by the coast guard in PR waters?

Dasw00treturns on IAMA retired drug smuggler.

2010-09-01T12:43:06.867212-07:00-0700

spoken as a true gentleman

Dasw00treturns on IAMA retired drug smuggler.

2010-09-01T12:40:49.819001-07:00-0700

I was gona....then i read ur username, and now im happy

Dasw00treturns on IAMA guy that saved one kid from drowning and "lost" a second one. AMA

2010-09-01T12:29:54.134448-07:00-0700

I would give 100$ to be able to hear that conversation between the sheriff and the manager. Can't think of the amount of fallout a business would have had they gone in and charged the canoe.

Do you know why they call it the XBOX 360?

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 06:02:38 -0700

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Dasw00treturns on Guy spends 4 years keeping a thread alive on GameFaqs on a 26 year old DOS game.

2010-08-17T20:20:58.227655-07:00-0700

more background on this. Google search brings up nothing

The Arabic word "emageht" is also an english word spelled backwards. They both share the same meaning of "loss and lost".

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:43:01 -0700

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Dasw00treturns on IAMA married man who has been having a secret, regular affair with another woman for 2.5 years. AMAA

2010-08-16T08:46:42.463318-07:00-0700

As a family man I can vouch for this man. I haven't cheated on my significant other, but I bust my ass just the same or more, and the only thing I ask is 1 afternoon a week to work on my car, no interruptions during football playoffs, and sex every other week. That's all I ask for 60K a year.

Dasw00treturns on “The toy business began to drive the [Lucasfilm] empire. It’s a shame. They make three times as much on toys as they do on films."

2010-08-13T09:05:21.107503-07:00-0700

Where is your axe?

Hitler's lesser known works

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 18:15:25 -0700

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Mother performing fellatio on a birthday cake that has had it's candles replaced by dildos in front of children [NSFW].

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:14:34 -0700

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Dasw00treturns on my best pic from japan

2010-08-10T07:59:17.066237-07:00-0700

Aren't you the guy at dissed wheaton?

Dasw00treturns on H.P.O.A. quits her job by embarrassing her boss in mass email.

2010-08-10T07:53:32.109345-07:00-0700

Her ace in the hole was her ultimate undoing. Using monitoring software on upper management to embarrass them will black list for her life. I work at a family owned company and yeah sometimes the upper management slacks, but it's only because they LIVE the business. Unlike the rest of us, they can never clock out at 5:00pm or spend a truly free weekend.

Dasw00treturns on H.P.O.A. quits her job by embarrassing her boss in mass email.

2010-08-10T07:48:40.680155-07:00-0700

She just admitted to using IT monitoring software codes on upper management, yeah good luck trying to get a job now.

Dasw00treturns on Reddit: Do you feel less intelligent than you used to be?

2010-08-09T18:15:08.873013-07:00-0700

>I can't shake the feeling that I used to be a lot more intelligent than I am now. For many years I had an awful feeling my brain slowed down after my early twenties. It's not that I felt I was dumber, it was more as "I'm thinking slower". As a techie I like to refer to this event in my life as if my computer was under clocked from 1Ghz (top speed at the time) to 700Mhz. PS: I'm 30 now.

What do 25,000 cameras look when taking a picture with flash at the same time?

Sun, 08 Aug 2010 11:18:08 -0700

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Dasw00treturns on Hey, Shreddit, my friend won an award and needs to find an opening song, for when they call him up. Any suggestions that won't freak or piss people off?

2010-08-07T11:08:56.355037-07:00-0700

irresponsible hate anthem by manson Mandy by B.manillow